why is it so hard to find porn with one girl with a strap on and one guy?

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 09:40

Especially because, either the girl is ugly, or the guy is ugly or they are fucking in a way i do not like. They should let you "tailor make" porn. I wish it to be specified to my every liking. Right down to the marks on their bodies.

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 09:41

This is a rhetorical question by the way.

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 09:44

My demands are simple:

One hot girl who is a red head, she must have some visible red crotch but not too much. Her strap on should be red too.

The guy must be latino and have facial hair. He could either be muscled or slim, i am not certain which would be better.

The fucking should be done in such a way that i am convinced there is reciprocity. The guy must toss her salad very passionately or i will turn it off, this is the deal breaker, folks. The guy must be fucked in a position that is referred to as the reverse cowgirl, except this time it's a cowboy. And he must be hard. I do not like flaccid penis during my male penetration.

Oh, he should be uncircumcised. Fuck that shit.

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 09:45

No music.

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 09:45

No circumcision.

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 09:46

No plot either.

**Krye** · 2009-09-23 09:49

I'd just like to see some realistic anal rape with the girl screaming and crying, that's not so much to ask

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 09:51

Why not do it yourself and film it for us.

**Krye** · 2009-09-23 09:59

I don't want to go to prison and then have the situation reversed on me : (

**Ivve** · 2009-09-23 10:00

Originally Posted by Kuya

No plot either.

this times a million. i also do not want to hear jokes or laughing in the background during the filming. the crew should be fucking silent. crew includes talent.

**Krye** · 2009-09-23 10:03

Ivve just wants all dick all the time

**Krye** · 2009-09-23 10:03

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner

**Krye** · 2009-09-23 10:06

Lucky for her I have plenty of dick to go around

**Ivve** · 2009-09-23 10:21

i rarely have strong opinions about people on the internet, but i actually wish that you would say something out of your formula once in a while.

**Conrad** · 2009-09-23 13:45

I like plot

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-23 15:52

Porn needs more feelings and love imo.

**Kuya** · 2009-09-23 16:10

But they always do it so wrong, shiro.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-23 16:14

Originally Posted by Kuya

But they always do it so wrong, shiro.

the problem with porn is the fucking

**Conrad** · 2009-09-23 16:16

There have been a series of videos on youporn entitled "sensual love-making" or something along those lines. Any videos by that same user are of a similar ilk and should be more akin to your tastes, Shiro.

**Conrad** · 2009-09-23 16:16

They are certainly akin to mine.

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