I gotta pee
I gotta pee
My legs are cold
Having to pee has given me this inconvenient erection
I'm at work
Can pee but can't (won't) fap
I'm tired
No one else is complaining (lol)
goodbye my lover
goodbye my friend
John Cale's cover of Hallelujah is fantastic.
wah wah wah i have to work on the weekend
ok I lost, that one complaint trumps all mine :\
Anyone want to trade jobs with me?
don't take this the wrong way, but you've told me too many stories about how stupid your coworkers are -- you know which ones
I couldn't work with them
i have to pack my entire apartment and move 10k miles in the next week
also, i jammed my finger
everyone deserves a second chance tempyst
My soup is too hot.