On the passing of a kidney stone

[Palpatine]

So, there I was at work. My stummy (stomach + tummy, learn it/love it) starts hurting. I call for a ride to the doctor and for the next 30 minutes I'm in excruciating pain. Then it stops, doctor says kidney stone, I feel fine.

Question: I'm drinking a ton of liquid to piss this thing out. Anybody had an experience with it? Is this next part going to hurt more or less than the original intolerable pain?

[Qalbert]

some say it is the closest male equivalent to childbirth depending on size and pointyness

[Overburn]

Depends on size pretty much. If the doctor didn't say anything about painkillers or taking time off, it'll probably just be as bad as the first part.

The relief when you pass it will be great though.

[Omnipotent]

I hope I never get one of these, passing something through my dick? Shoot me 1st.

[TaruDjinn]

I hope I never get one of these, passing something through my dick? Shoot me 1st.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[Fievel]

I hope I never get one of these, passing something through my dick? Shoot me 1st.

This.

Sorry man, that is probably going be the most painful thing you'll ever experience.

[Toxictaru]

I've had 5 kidney stones in the past few years (some people just form them, I happen to be one of them). The first one I had was the most pain I can really remember. That being said, I've also had a wisdom tooth basically become half cavity. Both were about as painful. Fortunately, kidney stone pain (the pain before passing, that is) can go away if you manage to make it shift (try taking a ride in a car and take a bunch of sharp turns, its worked for me twice). Passing them can either be quick and reasonably painless (and with a huge feeling of relief afterwards), or drag on for while. Once it actually starts to pass though, its over pretty quick, and the pain doesn't really last for that long... though do expect some burning for a day or two afterwards.

[Yangsing]

I passed a kidney stone once because I didn't drink enough liquids while working out. It felt like someone suckered punched me from the inside.

[Fievel]

Get weed. You'll forget you even have stones.

[Elesirdur]

It's very painful. My father passed one on Christmas Day about a decade ago. He passed it at the hospital since he had not been diagnosed with it at an earlier stage, and even on the morphine drip he was not happy.

[Firedemon]

Jesus Christ my dick hurts just thinking about this =/

[Trichocyst]

I've passed about 10 kidney stones since 2004 and there was no pain I've ever felt in my entire life like the first one. The stone was relatively small, but while it was moving inside of me it felt like I was being stabbed and punched all at once. Doctors gave me tylenol with codeine which did fuck all, and I was prescribed lemonade (to counteract the lack of a certain citrate my body doesn't produce well). My body's gotten used to them moving around (for the most part it just feels like bad gas or a sore lower back) so now the worst is getting one by surprised because passing it still fucking sucks (even if they're a lot smaller than they could be).

[Palpatine]

GOOD GOD YES I CAN'T WAIT.

[OWS_Tonx]

Basically what they said. It hurts. BAD.

[EckoGecko]

I think I got one just reading this fucking thread. FUUUUUUCKkcanskdjnflafnalfn

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[The_OG_Nelta]

My dick hurts just thinking about this.

[Fievel]

My dick hurts just thinking about this.

^

I'm with you there D:

[Trichocyst]

I once passed one during sex. It was clearly visible in the condom afterward.

[Fievel]

Seriously?

[Zoolander]

I once passed one during sex. It was clearly visible in the condom afterward.

what is this i dont even...


you guys got me all paranoid about kidney stones now, jesus