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    Ridill Ninja Lotter
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    Kid hits mom in the face with a Taco

    MyFox Orlando | Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco

    VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco. Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling him down for dinner. When he refused to stop playing his X-box and come down for dinner, Dena Moir says she went upstairs and unplugged the game, that's when she says Zachary pushed her and called her a bad name. "I've been having trouble with him for awhile won't work, wont' go to school. He's being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence.”

    A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”

    Dena Moir called cops and said she wants to press charges. Moir says Zachary has tried to call several times, but she's not picking up the phone yet. She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson.
    Guess that'll teach her to interfere with XBox time?

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    They call me Lord Null for a reason.
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    I broke my moms taco long ago.

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    this is fucking awesome and retarded at the same time

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    Now is the taco of our discontent. /whoosh

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    good for her. nothing worse than a piece of bum trash gitting his way

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    How the fuck is this newsworthy exactly?

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    They call me Lord Null for a reason.
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    Kids do this on an hourly bases.

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    He skips school but she hasn't taken away his x-box yet? Bitch had it coming.

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    She should have hit him in the face with her taco.

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    Why is this even

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    Man, this is why you should be allowed to hit your kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athas View Post
    How the fuck is this newsworthy exactly?
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilong View Post
    Man, this is why you should be allowed to hit your kids.
    If it was proven to work.


    Anyway, hard to believe she waited this long to do anything to him for someone who doesn't go to school AND doesn't work... must have been really spoiled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilong View Post
    Man, this is why you should be allowed to hit your kids.

    Never been a problem around my way. Only people I knew and still no that dont are white people. They always seems to get hit in the face with tacos and shot for taking some kids Xbox.


    Back to my world of Rainbows, Unicorns and Candy castles.

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    Can't say I miss the days where my sister would chase me with a butcher knife because I wouldn't change the channel on the TV to something she liked. Hell, at one point I accidentally broke her arm when she came at me with a bat and I went to disarm her. Then again, that was more a gravity thing with the floor kicking her ass. Crazy bitch still has rage issues.

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    Hmm maybe she should have kicked his punk ass out of the house if she was having problems for awhile. Its pretty dumb though...

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    She threatened to call the police several times before, but the taco is what sent her over the edge... What the hell.

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    Never rub another man's rhubarb.
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    How mad would you be if you got hit in the face with a taco?

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    She definitely deserved the furious taco.

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    I first read this as "Kid hits mom in the taco with face." Would have been more interesting. This kid just needs a severe beating, pretty simple.

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