CRISPY OR FLOPPY.

[Klutz]

Huge argument in sorority house at the last chapter meeting about whether or not crispy or floppy bacon was better.

Floppy ftw.

Crispy hit the fucking road.

[Warudo Ecksu]

crispy

[archibaldcrane]

Was there a pillow fight involved? Possibly in pajamas?

[Sqwunk]

Floppy is disgusting, fat is all rubbery and impossible to eat, make it crispy and the fat melts in your mouth and the bacon crunches like a potato chip full of bacony flavor.

[Fievel]

Floppy or gtfo

[Klutz]

Floppy or gtfo

<3

[BerenTebogo]

Crispy as hell

[Correction]

It's also called soda.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Floppy is not a word you use to describe bacon you uncultured fuck.

It's chewy, and if you like crispy bacon eat pork rinds

[Fievel]

Floppy is not a word you use to describe bacon you uncultured fuck.

It's chewy, and if you like crispy bacon eat pork rinds

This actually

[Z.Z.]

I don't understand why you would want to eat it crispy.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Seriously, it's like ordering filet mignon well done

[Cyn]

Nah hell, there's right and burnt. I think Klutz is calling "right" "floppy"

[Tyche]

When I eat bacon on toast with miracle whip, I like it crispy

When I eat bacon by itself, floppy.

Shit's situational.

[Fievel]

When I eat bacon on toast with miracle whip, I like it crispy

I'm sorry but that just sounds disgusting

[BerenTebogo]

I should be able to crumble it to bacon bits in my hand with minimal effort or no deal.

[Klutz]

Was there a pillow fight involved? Possibly in pajamas?

Nah it all started when we brought hors d'oeuvres to the meeting.
One of the sisters brought scallops wrapped in bacon and another one was complaining she didn't make half the plate crispy and the other half floppy to accommodate everyone's tastes.

Shitstorm ensued, and bacon grease was rubbed, etc.

[The_OG_Nelta]

I don't like bacon.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

When I eat bacon on toast with miracle whip, I like it crispy

When I eat bacon by itself, floppy.

Shit's situational.

I used to love Miracle Whip and put that shit on everything. Then I hit puberty and started using actual mayonnaise.

[Moss]

crispy, but not too much so