What Did Jesus Do Afer He Was Resurrected?

[Dimmauk]

Before his death, you hear about stories of miracles, but after his resurrection he didn't do anything?

You would think he would go around showing people his wounds and doing more miracles, or maybe eat brains?

Can some of the religious peeps on here explain?

[Rhyis.]

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[Chun Liroy]

Are you trying to make sense of religion?
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[shiarua]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurre...ances_of_Jesus

[Ksandra]

Def troll thread, but I'll bite.

http://www.100prophecies.org/loj7.htm

Jesus made twelve appearances after his resurrection:

1. His first appearance was to Mary Magdalene, on that early Sunday morning. (Mark 16:9; John 20:10-18 ).
2. Jesus appeared to the women returning from the tomb. (Matthew 28:9-10).
3. Jesus appeared to two disciples on the road to Emmaus. (Luke 24:13-32; Mark 16:12-13).
4. He appeared to Peter in Jerusalem. (Luke 24:34; 1 Corinthians 15:5).
5. He appeared to his disciples and other followers, and also a second time to the two men from Emmaus, in a locked room in Jerusalem. The apostle Thomas wasn't there at that time. (Luke 24:36-43; John 20:19-23).
6. A week later, Jesus again appeared to his disciples behind locked doors, and this time Thomas was present. (John 20:24-29).
7. Jesus appeared to seven of his disciples on the shore of the Sea of Galilee. (John 21:1-24).
8. Jesus was seen by 500 believers at one time. (1 Corinthians 15:6).
9. He appeared to James. (1 Corinthians 15:7).
10. He appeared to eleven disciples on a mountain in Galilee. (Matt. 28:18-20).
11. He walked with his disciples along the road to Bethany, on the Mount of Olives, and then ascended into Heaven. (Luke 24:50-53).
12. He was seen by Paul on the road to Damascus. (Acts 9:3-6; 1 Corinthians 15:8 ).

(see Mark 16:19-20)
After he had told his disciples to go out into the world and preach the word of God, Jesus ascended into Heaven:

After the Lord Jesus had spoken to them, he was taken up into heaven and he sat at the right hand of God. Then the disciples went out and preached everywhere, and the Lord worked with them and confirmed his word by the signs that accompanied it. (Mark 16:19-20 NIV).

[Soa]

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[Dimmauk]

Def troll thread, but I'll bite.

http://www.100prophecies.org/loj7.htm

Good to know. I was going to ask my mom this sunday, but trolling in RL can be hazardous.

[Fhqwghads]

He went on a zombie rampage and ate many brains. True story.

[Rhinox]

There are more documented UFO sightings then Jesus sightings after his reserrection.

E.T. doesn't have a billion followers.

[Dimmauk]

There are more documented UFO sightings then Jesus sightings after his reserrection.

E.T. doesn't have a billion followers.

Jesus was probably driving the UFO. PROVE ME WRONG!

[Trichocyst]

http://www.canuxploitation.com/graph...ebox/jesus.jpg

"The power of Christ impales you!"

[ronin sparthos]

Jesus was probably driving the UFO. PROVE ME WRONG!

What does God need with a starship?

[Colenzo]

He ressurected then he said "fucking dicks" then said brb then went to heaven and never came back. At least thats what they told me at my southern baptist church when i was a kid.

[Pirian]

>thread implies a dead person came back to life

wat?

[Colenzo]

the bible did not this thread

[Boyiee]

Good to know. I was going to ask my mom this sunday, but trolling in RL can be hazardous.

I still remember that faithful day where I told my Dad that jesus wasn't born in december, and was probably black or arabic.

[aduidarnenye]

I used to think that Jesus existed but that he was a normal man and that there was a lot of evidence supporting this. Recently, however, I've been reading that there is no evidence for the existence of Jesus except the Christian Bible and that wasn't even contemporary. His story is nice though, even if it is fake.

This is a good site talking about the lack of evidence: http://www.godlessgeeks.com/JesusExist.htm

[Moss]

I used to think that Jesus existed but that he was a normal man and that there was a lot of evidence supporting this. Recently, however, I've been reading that there is no evidence for the existence of Jesus except the Christian Bible and that wasn't even contemporary. His story is nice though, even if it is fake.

This is a good site talking about the lack of evidence: http://www.godlessgeeks.com/JesusExist.htm

Interesting read, I like this quote:

“Is it more probable that nature should go out of her course, or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our time, nature go out of her course; but we have good reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same time; it is, therefore, at least millions to one, that the reporter of a miracle tells a lie.”
— Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)

[Egon]

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[Rhinox]

This thread wouldn't be complete without a born again chiming in.