Some Local Silliness in my town

[Kaludneisucks]

So Much Goodness here i just couldnt resist sharing
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_18589548
She was a striking blonde who spent a lot of time in Hawaii, just like he did. She was an avid Sharks fan, just like him. She said all the right things and made it clear that she wanted him.

"I haven't had sex in so long," she cooed on their first date.

Deep down, Dave Dutcher -- unassuming aeronautics engineer, father of three, recently split from his wife -- suspected that his Match.com sweetheart was too good to be true. And when a wildly flirtatious second date ended in a DUI, Dutcher wondered whether his ex-wife was somehow connected to the woman who had fed him shots and invited him hot-tubbing with an equally coquettish friend.

Then, two years later, a major police corruption scandal centered on a Concord private investigator exploded, and a prosecutor confirmed Dutcher's suspicions: He had been set up.

Old Spaghetti Factory (lol)
On that night, when his date and her friend flashed their breasts at Dutcher, he said he was as confused as the other men at the bar who wondered whether he was some kind of movie producer.

So when the women left in their two-seat convertible and asked Dutcher to follow, he climbed in his Ford four-wheel-drive pickup. He said he watched them run a red light, just before he noticed a police officer was pulling him over. He was arrested for drunken driving with a 0.12 blood alcohol content. Little did the Concord police officer know that Dutcher was being led into a trap.

[Melena]

God I love living in the bay area.

[Nephlite]

Holy shit that is awesome and yet so wrong on so many levels. What the fuck.

[Ksandra]

wow, just wow. I hope that guy gets to see his kids more often after this.

[BaneTheBrawler]

This would make a great Law and Order episode.

[AidenCarby]

I'd murder those bitches.

[ronin sparthos]

This would make a great Law and Order episode.

Just tack on a rape.

[Cleverness]

You didn't even need a classic Briscoe zinger to catch people's attention, this is some epic level shit.

Further proof that bitches are crazy. Brilliant, but crazy.

[Mertron]

Old Spaghetti Factory (lol)

wait a minute