High fever+Zit, prom in 7 days.

[Elites]

I got a high fever from taking my mother to the fucking hospital ER last night where there were at least 200 people coughing their asses off and all the damn bacterial infection floating in the air...well thanks to that im owned atm. I also got a huge fucking Zit right at the center of my cheek as a cause of stress. I gotta attend my date's prom next wednesday to accompany her and I need some ideas to get this shit all better fast in due time. Toss some ideas.

[BerenTebogo]

You have swine flu. Kill yourself before Vajra uses you to start another thread.

[Tomk]

Go down on her.

[bebeci]

Vitamin C and coldFX.

[Brill Weave]

Prom in seven days? Chill the fuck out dood. You'll be fine. Pop the zit when you can and just relax, drink fluids, and sleep. If you're still sick in a week come back here and ask Khamsin to unlock the swine flu thread, cause you gonna die.

[drwaffles]

Try taking advice from a trained medical professional instead of an Internet message board?

[Arnwulf]

Drink lots of water and get plenty of rest. This is the simplest thing to do to help you get better and yet most people fail to do these things.

[Day]

cancer

[Dimmauk]

Try taking advice from a trained medical professional instead of an Internet message board?

This is cheaper.

OP: Try washing your hands and face more.

[Brill Weave]

It might be Lupus.

[Despain]

It might be Lupus.

Its never lupus.

[Ramor]

checked webMD, turns out it's ebola

sorry to have to deliver the news this way.

[0ni0n]

I heard toothpaste is really effective on zit. I would think high fever will go away in less than 7 days, otherwise you will have more things to worry about than getting laid at a prom.

[Mizango]

checked webMD, turns out it's ebola

sorry to have to deliver the news this way.

^

My condolences to the OP.

No but seriously, get something containing zinc oxide for your seemingly new bff and it will clear up in no time flat. You could also just man the fuck up and deal with it like Elmer does....

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Just sayin'

[Elites]

The zit has become an issue, i popped it and it became inflammed and turned into a fucking monster fest...looks like a big red bump that stands out. Should have left it alone FML. Also toothpaste is a nono, i heard horror stories.

[Mizango]

Zinc. Oxide.

[Seraph]

Zinc. Oxide.

A little H2O2 might not hurt either, assuming he has fairly oily skin.

Hydrogen peroxide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Olo401]

Dude just calm down.. you popped the fucker so now it's just gotta heal and you've got plenty of time for that. If it'll make you feel better put some Neosporin on the fucker so it heals faster and doesn't scar over as badly.

[Day]

Worst advice ever, don't calm down, keep picking at it and squeezing it to get all that shit out of there or it will come back. Everyone is going to be staring at your monster zit in a week omg, what about prom pictures, oh no, what if your date changes her mind, but ends up going with some other dude with perfect skin jesus christ run for the hills of noxema man your life is over

[Dimmauk]

Clearasil Cover up medicine. Its like makeup for dudes.
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