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  1. 2009-07-17 08:57 #1
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    Help me, Dr. BG

    Well, this morning my alarm rang like any other day, and I crawled out of bed and sat down on my chair to go on the computer before work like any other day, but upon sitting down, I blew my load which is a new addition to my daily routine.

    Needless to say, I'm a little bit concerned. Is this something that I should be worried about? Is something a bit off with my plumbing? Should I ask my chair if it was good for it, too?
  2. 2009-07-17 08:59 #2
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    Have you recently switched to a new type of knickers/pants? A new detergent? Fabric softener?
  3. 2009-07-17 08:59 #3
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  4. 2009-07-17 09:00 #4
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  5. 2009-07-17 09:00 #5
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    No, everything except the load is business as usual.
  6. 2009-07-17 09:00 #6
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    did you have an erection before you sat down (morning wood)? that's fk'd up D:
  7. 2009-07-17 09:02 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    did you have an erection before you sat down (morning wood)? that's fk'd up D:
    I didn't even have a semi.
  8. 2009-07-17 09:03 #8
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    so maybe it's some kind of delayed morning wood combined with (very) premature ejaculation? idk...

    has fapping been working as intended?
  9. 2009-07-17 09:03 #9
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  10. 2009-07-17 09:03 #10
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    Obligatory It's Lupus response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    I didn't even have a semi.
    not fucking possible.
  12. 2009-07-17 09:04 #12
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    Was there anything out of the ordinary that happened prior to this? Have you been stressed? Are the erectile tissues working properly? How often do you masturbate? Did the chair give consent? Was it the chair's first time?
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    Well done BRP. Well done.
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    Yeah, sexually it's been pretty normal. If anything, the plumbing has been better than usual.

    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
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    Fucking lol.
  16. 2009-07-17 09:10 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrillCS View Post
    Well done BRP. Well done.
    lol no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Giant Mystery Blob in Canada?
    God damnit, beat me to this joke.
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    And it was a good joke, too.
  19. 2009-07-17 10:50 #19
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    Seriously tho.. probably wouldn't hurt to have it checked out. Who knows you might have an overactive prostate.
  20. 2009-07-17 10:52 #20
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    How about going to a real fucking doctor instead of asking BG?
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