Urinal Pee styles

[Dimmauk]

I've noticed that people have different pee styles, and I was wondering why.

I use the left hand to guard the zipper from pinching my ball sack and use the right to control the hose and for the shake shake stoke afterwards. I also use a slight bend in my knees. If i'm in a urinal with no walls then I stand closer and use my bagging pant legs to block off any cock lookers.

I've seen the hands on the wall style, arm resting on the urinal wall, even the dreaded pants around the ankles style.WTF!?

And why do people chit chat and even sing while pissing?

[wipers]

What is the fascination with peeing ? You guys are all sexual deviants.

[Dimmauk]

What is the fascination with peeing ? You guys are all sexual deviants.

Its a simple question. And why do you use that style? What is the purpose?

[wipers]

I just don't get what the big deal is I guess. Everyone pees why does it matter how you do it ?

[Dolmen]

The style depends on how intoxicated I am. Mainly I 1-hand, buzzed I just let it hang out and go, and drunk I'm holding onto the wall for my life.

[ZarakiKujata]

This is how I do.

[BRP]

Both hands holding down pants. Almost all the way down.

[Woozie]

I don't actually touch it when I pee. I balance it on the elastic part of my underwear and use that to aim the hose. So "zero handed" (though it takes at least one hand holding onto my underwear to properly balance it and two hands to shake it when I'm done).

...and yeah, whatsup with the pee topics?

[Omnipotent]

Worst poll ever, so I voted.

[Dimmauk]

I wonder if women have different styles too?

Hover?
Legs crossed?
Legs Open?

[Stiker]

Other - I just piss and don't even think about it.

[Dimmauk]

Other - I just piss and don't even think about it.

You will now. LOL

[Meph]

I use the left hand to guard the zipper from pinching my ball sack and use the right to control the hose and for the shake shake stoke afterwards.

this

[Woozie]

I wonder if women have different styles too?

Hover?
Legs crossed?
Legs Open?

Levitate. No seriously, women hate public restroom seats and they find all sorts of ways to avoid touching the seat, even if they have to resort to telekenesis and other impossible things.

[Dimmauk]

Levitate. No seriously, women hate public restroom seats and they find all sorts of ways to avoid touching the seat, even if they have to resort to telekenesis and other impossible things.

Like this?
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...jcvd_split.jpg

[Pirian]

I won't lie, I need both hands to hold my junk so it doesn't hit the urinal water.

[wyrmtung]

I once saw a guy who did Superman-style. He stood with both fists on his hips.

[Dimmauk]

I won't lie, I need both hands to hold my junk so it doesn't hit the urinal water.

Its always funny when a girl asks why your cock tastes like mint.

[Dimmauk]

I once saw a guy who did Superman-style. He stood with both fists on his hips.

LOL. nice.

The Captain Morgan stance is another good one.

[Cheerios]

Pee splatter from raised urinals= ffffffff. The drain needs to be in the floor