That...
...was the stupidest, most illogical sequence of events ever.
Kill Barthandelus, awesome, good joerb. Bad guy is dead. Sweet, high-five team.
A Wild Orphan appears!
Oh check it out, it's Orphan, the thing that if we kill it then Cocoon is destroyed! There it is! Ok, let's not kill it.
Wait.
What?
Why am I fighting Orphan?
This is the thing I'm not supposed to kill. The whole game they've been telling me not to kill Orphan or Cocoon will be destroyed and millions will die.
Well, there doesn't seem to be a "do not fight" option, ok lets do this.
Great, now Cocoon is dead.
Holy shit that guy has a lot of arms, where the fuck did he come from? Did he just make crystal out of lava and transform cocoon into some sort of gelatinous substance? I guess that's one way to go.
Oh, people are alive now and walking around on Gran Pulse, or something - how did they survive again? Where's that Maker guy anyway? Wasn't he supposed to appear, or is that only if we killed everyone?
By what device did everyone on Cocoon not die again? How did that work? Oh, it's just completely fucking ARBITRARY AND STUPID AND TERRIBLE? JUST LIKE THE REASON WE FOUGHT ORPHAN ANYWAY KNOWING THAT IT WOULD CAUSE COCOON'S DESTRUCTION BUT IT DIDN'T FOR SOME STUPID FUCKING REASON?
Holy shit wow that ending was unbelievably awful and terrible in every single way. Hands down the worst story I've ever played in 23 years of gaming. Ever. Wow.
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