Random facebook drama - enjoy.

[nakedsnake09]

So, for those insomniacs or people bored at 4 AM, here's some facebook fun.

Long story short, we went to a graduation party on the 5th, people got too loud and cops showed up while we were working on getting our drunk friends out (This is me, talking through my friend's account, he doesn't know how to say no to cleaning the bitch's sink nicely, so I got to have my fun with it.) bitch throws us in a back room and leaves to get drunk at another party. She then asks my friend to clean up the sink he clogged (he pussied out and puked after quite a few drinks)

Anyways, enjoy.

Spoiler: show

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Michael is me, for anyone who cares about full rl names showing up on a post, etcetc.

[thestalkmore]

I fucking hate douchebags who throw up in my house and then don't clean that shit up.

[nakedsnake09]

I cleaned up literally 99% of the stuff he left behind, he's my best friend =/ the sink is just clogged now. She's too stuck up to go buy some drain-o! haha

[Flarega]

I didn't know JerseyProphet's brother had an account on here.

[Slapper]

Quit being a bitch and unclog the goddamn sink

[toqabowl]

fucking teenagers...

[Flarega]

SHE CAN JUST BUY SOME DRAINO BRO

[Fr34k]

So wait, you're telling her that Draino is only $5, but you're too cheap to catch the fucking bus to her house or pay your friend a couple bucks in gas to go clean up the mess that you and your friend made at her house? Totally sounds like her fault. That's what she gets for drinking in a war zone.

[thestalkmore]

I cleaned up literally 99% of the stuff he left behind, he's my best friend =/ the sink is just clogged now. She's too stuck up to go buy some drain-o! haha

Haha you're totally right dude I hate bitches who don't know that a bitch's job is to clean.

[nakedsnake09]

^@Fr34k to clear it up, neither of us have a job, and to pick him up 20 mins away, then drive back into town, across town, drop him off back at his place, then drive myself home is not affordable. No buses here, it's texas! Also, his truck broke down and is in the shop, so yeah, he can't drive himself either.

And also - everything BUT a clogged drain was cleaned up, except for the bathtub full of pee someone else left there.

[Mertron]

im an insomniac and im bored and its past 4am and i just wanted to thank you because this was boring as fuck and im going to bed now cu

[BerenTebogo]

Fucking faggots, seriously. You and all of your friends must swim through a veritable ocean of cock on your way to school every day.

Do you have cock-absorbing gills?

Is your vascular system fed by semen?

These are perfectly legitimate questions given your OP.

[Ivaden]

OP, you're a cunt and were probably ditched because of this. Quit crying that no one likes you and they all left you for greener pastures and more liquor. Welcome to the real.

[Hyriu]

lol

[Hyriu]

way to make your friend look like a douchebag too

[JigglyJam]

I didn't enjoy that at all.

[Drex]

how about you two split the work? she can use half a bottle of drain-o to clear her sink, and you can drink the other half

[Spoony Bob]

I'd unclog HER sink.

If you catch my drift.

[Elvis]

how about you two split the work? she can use half a bottle of drain-o to clear her sink, and you can drink the other half

[Quixon]

Is she hot?

The correct answer lies within the answer to the above.