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    BG Sex Advice; Condoms

    (inb4 Video Game Sex Advice, cant get your hand preggers etc.)



    I'm just looking for input on condom types, I currently use Lifestyles ultra thin, but Ive heard they are dangerous as they break easily (Note: After about 13 of em, never had one break).


    I'm looking for something perhaps a little safer, but still good for mutual satisfaction.


    Anyone have any tips or suggestions.

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    Honest question...people still use condoms?

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    not sure what planned parenthood is like out in NY (we had a thread about it apparently some states give awesome funds for it others don't).

    In my head though they're the ones to go with because the whole point of planned parenthood is to make sure people don't get prego if they don't want to/aren't ready.

    More than likely placebo effect but none have broken for me. (b'')b

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    Trojan Ecstasy work, get them with spermicidal lube. I had one chick allergic to the lube so I had her by her own, Trojan Thintensity too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Honest question...people still use condoms?
    any guy who relies on their women being on the pill is retarded, unless you're married and don't give a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Honest question...people still use condoms?
    You've obviously never had a psycho gf lol.

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    Pull out...it's what I did when I wasn't married. I used condoms like, a few times, then yeah, fuck that...

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    The Pill + spermicide lube. Fuck condoms unless you're screwing some shady ho's, for sure. Honestly though I've never been able to tell the difference with any kind of condom. They all feel like a fucking balloon is on my dick. This is how I came to make my first comment

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    Pull out...it's what I did when I wasn't married. I used condoms like, a few times, then yeah, fuck that...
    This too, not fucking hard to pull out

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    because there isn't any danger with that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    You've obviously never had a psycho gf lol.
    Been there. I'll trust my own protection Thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Pull out...it's what I did when I wasn't married. I used condoms like, a few times, then yeah, fuck that...
    Pulling out still doesn't prevent pregnancy.. you still leak man juice while fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    Pulling out still doesn't prevent pregnancy.. you still secrete man juice while fucking.
    Sure, but it's complete bullshit. Unless I'm batting about 0-1000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Sure, but it's complete bullshit. Unless I'm batting about 0-1000.
    True, but the one time you find a crazy as hoe, you gonna regret it when her welfare check doesn't cover the abortion.

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    itt: It didn't happen to me, so can't happen to you.


    Tyche seriously it's not worth the risk if you don't wanna deal with the consequences.

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    My biggest fear with the pullout method was that some crazy bitch would scoop up my semen and finger herself with it after I nutted on her stomach (or wherever) while I was in the bathroom cleaning up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    My biggest fear with the pullout method was that some crazy bitch would scoop up my semen and finger herself with it after I nutted on her stomach (or wherever) while I was in the bathroom cleaning up.

    Every guy has this fear lol. The biggest turn off is when you ask her where to go and she says go inside me, ( when you don't have anything on).

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    But seriously, no condom breaks easily, if they did they wouldn't be allowed to market their condom. Any condom works, just get one with spermicidal lube.

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