View Poll Results: Does asparagus make your pee smell?

Voters
91. You may not vote on this poll
  • Yes, by toilet is a biohazard for days afterwards

    48 52.75%
  • No, wtf are you talking about?

    20 21.98%
  • I don't eat that creepy green stuff

    23 25.27%
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 52
  1. #1
    And they're spectacular!
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    609
    BG Level
    5
    FFXIV Character
    Mitzy Mystfire
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Titan

    Does asparagus make your pee smell?

    For an entire day after eating asparagus, my piss will smell something rotten. So bad that I need to flush the toilet while I'm actually peeing. Allright, maybe it's not that bad, but foul enough for me to be mildly disgusted.

    On the other hand, my girlfriend is completely impervious to the smelly asparagus pee. She eats it all the time and is immune to its effects.

    So, how many of you BGers loathe eating asparagus as much as I do?

  2. #2
    New Spam Forum
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    173
    BG Level
    3
    WoW Realm
    Kirin Tor

    Last edited by Mabubeezareel; Today at 01:37 AM. Reason: Eff me - meant to make this a poll
    A poll is exactly what this thread needs.

  3. #3
    New Spam Forum
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    168
    BG Level
    3
    FFXIV Character
    Mia Frost
    FFXIV Server
    Ultros
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl

    Grosssss

  4. #4
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    58,694
    BG Level
    10

    Your girlfriend says her pee doesn't smell? Or you've personally smelled her post-asparagus pee and determined that it doesn't smell?

    Because the smell of asparagus pee is something that some people cannot smell. I'm serious. It's a genetic lapse for some people, like the inability to roll one's tongue.

    There is debate about whether all (or only some) people produce the smell, and whether all (or only some) people identify the smell. It was originally thought this was because some of the population digested asparagus differently from others, so some people excreted odorous urine after eating asparagus, and others did not. In the 1980s three studies from France,[38] China and Israel published results showing that producing odorous urine from asparagus was a common human characteristic. The Israeli study found that from their 307 subjects all of those who could smell 'asparagus urine' could detect it in the urine of anyone who had eaten asparagus, even if the person who produced it could not detect it himself.[39] However, a 2010 study[40] found variations in both production of odorous urine and the ability to detect the odour, but that these were not tightly related. It is believed most people produce the odorous compounds after eating asparagus, but only about 22% of the population have the autosomal genes required to smell them.[41][42][43]
    In 2010, the company 23andMe published a genome-wide association study on whether participants have "ever noticed a peculiar odor when you pee after eating asparagus?"[44] This study pinpointed a single-nucleotide polymorphism (SNP) in a cluster of olfactory genes associated with the ability to detect the odor. While this SNP did not explain all of the difference in detection between people, it provides support for the theory that there are genetic differences in olfactory receptors that lead people to be unable to smell these odorous compounds.

  5. #5
    And they're spectacular!
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    609
    BG Level
    5
    FFXIV Character
    Mitzy Mystfire
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Titan

    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Your girlfriend says her pee doesn't smell? Or you've personally smelled her post-asparagus pee and determined that it doesn't smell?

    Because the smell of asparagus pee is something that some people cannot smell. I'm serious. It's a genetic lapse for some people, like the inability to roll one's tongue.
    I can confirm that I have smelled her pee after eating asparagus, and it is completely normal smelling. Not just immediately afterwards either, like 3-4 subsequent pisses after we've eaten.

  6. #6
    okay guy I guess
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    24,235
    BG Level
    10

    Quote Originally Posted by Mabubeezareel View Post
    I can confirm that I have smelled her pee
    .

  7. #7
    Pied Piper of the Homos
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    7,311
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Lakshmi

    A thread about smelling other people's pee. Are you two into golden showers? I mean, it's cool but that's the only time I can think of that you'd be in such close proximity to another person's urine for smell to matter.

  8. #8
    And they're spectacular!
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    609
    BG Level
    5
    FFXIV Character
    Mitzy Mystfire
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Titan

    It doesn't take more than walking into the bathroom before it's been flushed and taking a breath through my nose to tell if it smells badly or not. It's not like I'm digging my nose anywhere near the bowl or anything that vile.

  9. #9
    okay guy I guess
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    24,235
    BG Level
    10

    whoa whoa whoa, calm down bro, dunno why you're all pissed

  10. #10
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    1,230
    BG Level
    6

    asparagus isn't the only culprit

  11. #11
    And they're spectacular!
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    609
    BG Level
    5
    FFXIV Character
    Mitzy Mystfire
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Titan

    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    whoa whoa whoa, calm down bro, dunno why you're all pissed
    Asparagus pee is serious business.

  12. #12
    Campaign
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    6,547
    BG Level
    8

    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    whoa whoa whoa, calm down bro, dunno why you're all pissed
    http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/32...08c66103db.jpg

  13. #13
    CoP Dynamis
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    262
    BG Level
    4
    FFXI Server
    Siren

    If I drink about 2 or 3 glasses of grape soda it has the same effect except, one million times as awesome.

  14. #14
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    1,230
    BG Level
    6

    my best friend and I of 18 years had blue slurpees one summer, Blue Raspberry if I recall, and I honestly remember having blue poo, and he claimed the same

    however, literally no one ever believed us, so much so that I've started to pretty much doubt my own memory -- can anyone else verify something similar? Beets don't count, I know that works

  15. #15
    A. Body
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    4,264
    BG Level
    7

    ^ Blue/Green poo does happen with these kinds of drinks. My friend still is amazed and brings it up on near to constant basis whenever we pass by slurpee machines.

  16. #16
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    1,230
    BG Level
    6

    that is disturbingly comforting news, I will have to repeat our results with scientific rigor at soonest opportunity

  17. #17
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    2,547
    BG Level
    7

    Whenever I use the hazelnut coffee creamer at work, my afternoon piss absolutely REEKS of hazelnut. It freaked me out the first dozen times.

  18. #18
    BG Medical's Student of Medicine
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    34,579
    BG Level
    10

    Re: Does asparagus make your pee smell?

    Asparagus is a potent aphrodisiac known to increase sperm volume. Clean your dick right.

  19. #19
    Brown Recluse
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    28,164
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Unicorn

    I love the way my pee smells after eating asparagus and drinking coffee for breakfast.

  20. #20
    Pandemonium
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    4,875
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Quote Originally Posted by Mabubeezareel View Post
    Asparagus pee is serious business.
    It is, and this thread should continue to thrive accordingly.

    Asparagus pee smell fucking kills me. It takes a lot to make me physically sick, as some of my Realty/Property Management-related adventures exposed me to the nastiest shit you can imagine, yet asparagus pee smell is one of my weaknesses. I can't stand it.

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Make your exes ITCH with pubes LICE
    By wop in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 2010-05-14, 06:58
  2. Why does Obama make liberals rage so hard?
    By Kuya in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 116
    Last Post: 2010-01-07, 08:54
  3. Replies: 6
    Last Post: 2009-08-31, 11:46
  4. donkdj.com - now you can make your very own dance hits!
    By Kais in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 2009-04-01, 16:05